Undebarkachises

(Un-deb-ark-at-chis-es)

1. Not understanding what someone is talking about
2. Saying you don’t understand something

1. Oh my gosh, you are so undebarkachises right now
2. Sorry that I’m being undebarkachises

by Genomenreu DDD April 1, 2023

comfen undens

The massive and comfortable cotton granny panties you bust out once a month, when you want something to fit your bloated pms bod. Never to be worn with skinny jeans-only under your ratty robe or favorite sweatpants.

I feel so gross! Can't wait to get home and throw on my comfen undens!!

by Morganmary July 26, 2009

double under

After a long night of drinking, when you need to puke and shit at the same time, you bring the trash can between your legs while on the toilet and squeeze as hard as you can. This act can be seen as pinching a raw sausage in the middle and pushing the meat out of the casing from both ends. If severely hungover, this is the best case scenario to efficiently exhume all remnants from the night before. Male side effects from this maneuver usually cause awkward boners.

" Man, John pulled the double under this morning. He must have had one hell of a night!"

by whiskyshits April 6, 2014

Everything under the sun

To come on your partner’s face while simultaneously spraying their face with various condiments typically used on food

Last night was crazy! I gave that bitch everything under the sun!

by Dadatboidaboidat February 25, 2023

fucked me under

To do something extremely fucked up to another person by witholding from them what they are entiltled to.

I attended every class of math 101 during the semester and got A's on all the tests except the final which i got an 89.
my professor completely fucked me under and gave me a B+ as my final grade.

by Lamictal December 19, 2008

in just under the wire

When people say "in just under the wire" means that someone did something at the last minute or moment, or something happened at last minute, for example:

" - I'm sorry , i didn't hear my alarm.

- So that's why you came in just under the wire? "

by AxmanaleX February 8, 2023

under tit

the underside of the breast. usually in large chested women

ouch you hit my under tit...
thats a cup i hit your under tit

by jmal237 January 27, 2008