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unconditional Love

so-called 'christians' hilariously point to John 3:16 as 'proof' of their God's 'UNCONDITIONAL love' - "For God so 'loved' the world, that he gave his only begotten 'son' - THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM..." stop right there - DOES ANYONE SEE THE CONDITION? i capitalized it for the slow ones... so this so-called 'loving' 'god' apparently won't terrorize you for Eternity if you believe that having his 'son' maniacally crucified somehow PROVES his 'unconditional love' for you (as long as you BELIEVE the fairy tale)... you have to truly be INSANE to believe such a convoluted absurdity...

to be 'IN Love' is a contradiction... One cannot be IN Oneness - One can only BE Love / BE Oneness... to 'be IN the ocean' (you + ocean = SEPARATION) is vastly different than 'Being the Ocean (only Ocean = Oneness)...

the incessant cultural brain-washing tells us that 'being IN love' is actually a notch above the normalized 'love', and is directed at one special person you are having sex with - and hence this extreme attachment you are in fact creating, actually has the potential to MAKE LOVE... if that doesn't make you laugh until it hurts - you either have absolutely no sense of humor whatsoever or your ability to THINK CRITICALLY has been totally co-opted by patriarchy... sex is truly TRULY ANTITHETICAL to Love - and the sooner we understand that sex is the root cause of most of the insanity on Earth (overpopulation), the sooner Earth begins healing from the insanity of civilization...
unconditional Love is BLIND... when the sense of distinction and separation is absent, you may call it Love - everything else is simply varying degrees of attachment...
by dragonfly dreams November 1, 2022
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Schrodinger's unconditional love

When your homophobic family members say they love you no matter what, except they don't know yet that you're gay.
Person 1: "Don't worry dude, I'm sure they love you unconditionally, they're your family."

Person 2: "Yeah but it's Schrodinger's unconditional love, because they're homophobic, and they don't know yet that I'm gay."
by garbage child November 20, 2021
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Uncool Bus

The six-wheeled, 10-ton piece of shit I get stuck riding to that prison they call high school every day.
My bus driver is a fuckin' nut job!
(They told me I had to include "Uncool Bus" in my definition so there it is.)
by Cripple in da 651 February 15, 2008
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uncool

no 'in'. another definition for 'mom'.
My mom is weirdly uncool.
by Sarah May 29, 2004
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Uncool Tool

A really fucking queer ass fag. Duh.
Ive seen some pretty gay people in my life, but you sure are being one uncool tool tonight.
by Stevie Y December 3, 2004
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unconventional beauty

Sometimes used in a sarcastic way to indicate someone who is not very beautiful at all.
I do not understand why I get hit on by gay men more often than straight women, since men are supposed to be the one driven by appearance... For those of you who are unaware, I am of an unconventional beauty.
by Oxymoronica December 6, 2006
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unco

sum 1 hu is so bad at catching, throwing, kicking, playing basketball, etc.
if a person were to kick a ball and the ball goes in the other direction yiu say...

wat a fucking unco nigga
by uncofrog August 27, 2006
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