Twitter Lay

Someone on Twitter that you tweet dirty messages and photos to in order to have Twitter sex.

There's a chick on Twitter that teases me with her high heel pix and tweets. @creativfluffer is my Twitter Lay.

My Twitter Lay tweets me about what she wants me to do to her to get her off.

by @creativfluffer April 12, 2011

Twitter

An awful, toxic, annoying social media app that will cancel you when you just made your account.

Yay! I started my Twitter account! Wait? Why am I cancelled?

by klem_box47 March 29, 2021

Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

twiterpated

The state of having fallen in love (especially at first sight).

"Aw, look at him. He's twiterpated." Thumper from Bambi speaking about Bambi.

by Scotty J July 20, 2008

crisco twister

Overly Lubed sexual intercourse.

Thanks for the killer game of crisco twister.

by IAREAZN May 2, 2006

twitterdick

One who frequently acts like they are the authority on the proper use of Twitter...and does so over Twitter.

Guy 1 says: @guywhodoesntknowhowtotwitter you need to make sure you put a space after #hashtag. They dont work if you dont #amateur

Guy 2 says: @guy1 - thanks but you are being a total fucking #twitterdick.

Guy 1 says: See you did it correct #iknoweverything

by Rclesquire April 8, 2012

Cowboy Twister

The act of a sex partner taking a condom (preferably a magnum, the kinds I use) and putting it in the shape of a lasso. After doing so they lasso it on to the dick and squeeze.

Omg dude Maranda gave the worst Cowboy Twister last night, my dick was blue.

by Dragon_eyez3 March 3, 2009