Twisted's Penis

A term referring to a certain gigachad's penis that, when used, will get you the win everytime

Just say "Twisted's Penis", it works everytime

by Twistedge Oke March 5, 2022

Twisted tires

The art of turning the wheels of your car all the way to prevent tow trucks from towing your vehicle

I was illegally parked so I used the “twisted tires” technique to prevent my car from being towed

by Towtruckwags March 19, 2022

ToastedShoes8

A man who doesn't want people to fuck them in the ass and is very bad at helping people at teamers

ToastedShoes8 WHY ARENT YOU HELPING!?!!1111!11!

by GlitchOfGamers March 22, 2022

Toasted

Getting so fried and ripped off the devils lettuce that you feel the equivalent to burnt toast.

Brooooo, we just ripped through 4 J's and three bowls of bud. I'm so toasted I can see the colors of the rainbow on the knuckle of my hand.

by kenny chezney April 13, 2022

Toasted wet willy

The more advanced version of a Wet Willy. The Toasted Wet Willy is when you lick your finger, then stick it in bread crumbs and put it in someone's ear.

Did you see Kenny give Brad a toasted wet willy at lunch? It took him 15 minutes to clean out his ear.

by FuriousGeorge3 April 28, 2022

Twisted Blasian

Craziest move ever. Shit that you’ll never forget.

Drake: Yo we did the twisted blasian

Rijo: I wish me and my girl did that.

by saghottie42 August 12, 2022

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022