The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 13, 2024

Lauren Turner

She’s the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. She’s athletic, and likes to compete. She can change the most stubborn people’s minds. Lauren is beautiful in every aspect, from her Smile and her eyes, to her intelligence and her sense of humor. Being around Lauren will make you a better person, because she’s such an amazing person herself. If you ever get the chance to be around Lauren, don’t take it for granted. You can learn so much from her. Her trust is something you should value greatly, and she is the most trustworthy person you’ll ever meet. She makes life so much better. Don’t ever let her go.

Wow, I’m so lucky that Lauren Turner is my girlfriend

by Cantguardgabe37 November 20, 2018

george turner

big dick man better than everyone

wow look that’s a george turner(big dick man)

by UrbanTopG August 27, 2022

Turnered

When you are trying to be productive and Alan fucking turner force feeds you booze wrecking any motivation to complete the task at hand.

I was trying to mow the grass but I got fucking turnered.

Sorry babe, that dirty cunt Alan Fucking turnered me and now I’m white girl wasted.

by Boomcrew42 April 30, 2022

Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.

While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.

by JB11RX November 1, 2011

Turner

Being called a 'Turner', is a colloquialism around the South Gloucestershire area meaning, slightly dim witted, daft, slow to grasp basic skills etc.

Engineer 'Can you pass me a pair of side cutters please'
Apprentice 'Here you go'
Engineer 'That's a screwdriver, you Turner'!!

by Yate Massive August 19, 2022

turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!

"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"

by dan is my slave!! May 6, 2003