tortoise twat

When a woman has a forward facing vagina along with a FUPA creating a crotch that looks like a tortoise.

The yoga pants the girl was wearing, really accented her tortoise Twatt.

by Soup Daddy April 21, 2018

tortiller

how millennials say "tortilla". Pronounced "tour*till*er".

Mexican: i use tortillas to make burritos
Millennial: i use tortillers because it sounds cool

by Barney loves HUNNY May 21, 2018

Thorting

The act of laugh so hard you wheeze or cough during the laugh resulting in you falling or sliding to the ground continuously wheezing which makes you laugh/wheeze more.

Alex, and the boys were playing games and suddenly Alex started thorting when he was trying to tell his joke.

by ThottietooHottie June 6, 2018

Thort

Short and thicc

Damn ma you thort 🥴

by marrix3x January 28, 2020

Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.

"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."

by pooprat February 16, 2009

painful tortoise

when a male or female eats nails, then poops out a spiky turd causing massive pain in the sphinctor area.

" dude, after i was in home depot i had a painful tortoise"

by darksentinal4 April 10, 2010

California Tortilla

A chain of epic Tex-Mex restaurants on the East Coast notorious for having excessive amounts of lewdly named hot sauce, handing out free Pop-Tarts, putting the words "Darn Tasty!" in front of menu items, and shouting "Yee-Ha!"

A perfect match for anyone who loves somewhere wacky, somewhere fun, and somewhere with (yup, I'm gonna say it) Darn Tasty Food.

Have you been to the restaurant California Tortilla? Instead of a bell to ring for service they have a squirt gun.

by SoundVsVision January 16, 2011