You absolute ass towel
by tartpumper February 02, 2004
When you have some kind of gnarly grossness on you and you dont have a towel, you use a friends shirt/ body to wipe it off. you wouldn't want to do it to a stranger just because you dont know where their nasty selves have been. only the best of friends are used as friend towels.
dude i just touched something, and it smells like a mixture of baby shit and febreeze.....i could really use a friend towel right about now...
by yewwdewd July 13, 2011
n. a promiscuous female, especially one who has sexual congress with superiors in order to secure advancement in her career.
Kevin Spacey: Dawn here, she used to be quite the little fuck-towel. Film school grad who fucked her way to top assistant. Fucked her way to junior executive and then fucked her way to VP. It was quite a rise.
by gert January 03, 2006
Usualy a terry cloth or cotton towel used to wipe one's brow on hot summer days. Also used as portable shade for one's head from the sun rays. Almost always white in color. Paper towels can also be used in a pinch.
Brotha be drivin down the road on some hot shit, and needs to wipe his nappy ass mug.
"Shit it's hotter than a mug, son. Wish I woulda brought my baby mama' sweat towel"
"Shit it's hotter than a mug, son. Wish I woulda brought my baby mama' sweat towel"
by Balla Azz Gangsta February 11, 2009
When you are at a party after you have taken a big steamy one in the bathroom and realize there is no tp....Doug's monogrammed towel is always an option.
Hey dude, I just pinched one off in that bathroom and there was no tp...so I just used Doug's towel.
by Pink Sta November 17, 2008
by blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajaaaaaaaaaaah July 26, 2010
Towel Head- a person from or in the middle east-nasty none god fearing people who eat, sleep with, and bare child to goats, people who wership cults and believe in destruction of man kind,people who follow dictators bent on mass jenecide and the non proper treatment of weman and belive that they are only put on earth to reproduce, and think men are for pleasure, and will put you in jail for showing them the bottom of your feet, testical eating camel jokeys.
ahab the arab the sheik of the berning sand jumed on his camel rode over to the public toliet, dug a hole and took a big steamy one, stopped by his local diner and grab some goat testicals, went home sat down showed the bottom of his feet to his wife, left and gave some lovin to his brother muhamad.towel head.
by jiggalo with the most below June 29, 2008