Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019

Pain Tourettes

When you're in so much pain that you can't stop f**king swearing

person 1: "F**K, my f**king back is in so much f**king pain, the c**t!"
person 2: Dude, got a case of Pain Tourettes?

by matt19291 December 31, 2022

Sorry Tourettes

When somebody will constantly say sorry for no apparent reason

P1: (Bumps over P2’s drink). Omg I’m so sorry!
P2: Oh no, you’re good. It’s alright.
P1: No, it was wrong, sorry
P2: No, for real, you’re good
P1: Ok. Sorry, I’ll let it go
P2: Omg…
P1: Sorry! I have Sorry Tourettes

by NoVanity July 30, 2021

trap de la tourette

Screaming out passages from a trap hiphop song (uncontrollably).

John had a very severe form of trap de la tourette. At the DMV he screamed: WATCH YOUNG QUEVO BREAK THE POT!!

by jeentje March 02, 2017

email tourette's

where you send an email, usually to a large audience which is critical or non complimentary about a person or company etc, which you really, really shouldn't have sent

As Stephen Fry said "The email of the species is more deadly than the mail"

wow, Joe's had another outburst of email tourette's ; he'll be fired for this one

by jfd100 December 21, 2013

Republican Tourette's

When a person (usually a Republican or one who leans right on the American political spectrum) takes opportunities to speak badly about the American Democratic party, no matter how unprompted or unrelated to what's currently going on.

Cliff: "Austin, Texas really seems to have a fascination with the color green."
Lance: "Yeah, thanks to the fuckin' Democrats."
Cliff: "The color green, Lance?!? Dude, you've got Republican Tourette's."

Cliff: "Hey check out this trick I can do with this $100 bill."
Lance: "I'm surprised you found one in this Biden economy."
Cliff: "There you go with your Republican Tourette's again!"

by captainbone June 17, 2024

Carpal Tourette's

Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.

That dumbass driver almost hit me, sorry -- I have carpal Tourette's!

by BadAnnie March 02, 2021