Wine Mistake

A mistake or mishap that occurs when one is intoxicated by white wine

“I have tripped and fallen, this was a wine mistake”

“I shouldn’t have said that, that was a wine mistake”

by Tillytonks April 15, 2023

Barefoot Wine

A very cheap wine typically consumed by basic white girls.

Woman A: "Hey, I brought some barefoot wine."
Woman B: "You're so basic"

by bwg1940 March 25, 2021

Thumbquat Wine

A mixture of unknown liquids, drank from a gauntlet. Only consumed by fucking idiots!

Mama makes the best thumbquat wine. It'll fuck you up!

by LMROBS September 4, 2021

Wine Daddy

Wine daddy is a connoisseur of all things wine, he was born in Boorowa NSW during a humble wine tasting where he blitzed the competition and dominated the tasting with a perfect score. He was renamed during the evening to Nicky but the name didn't stick and he has adopted wine daddy even though wasn't sure how he felt about it.

Wine daddy poses for photos for the ladies and has roommates concerned about whether their pants will fall off at the sight of his beautiful face

Jo says " I only like it deep Wine Daddy"

by Thewine-o May 17, 2023

Wine woman

A woman a true elegance and prowess. She selects wine because she has the knowledge.

Bob: Is she really a wine woman?
Fred: Yeah, she’s a sigma female

by Jizatron June 16, 2023

Brim wine

Wine, up to the brim.

Man, that was a long day. When I get home, I think I'm going to have a glass of brim wine.

by Drew Wajer November 30, 2021

Wine-Blitzer

Mixing chilled white wine with a shot of everclear.

At the family brunch the moms were having wine-spritzers, but to get through that sh*t I made myself a wine-blitzer!

by EasyBakeCoven July 7, 2021