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TITS is a word that you yell out and it could mean anything thing in the world, you use to describe objects or situations where you can't find any words to use instead...like you walk down the street some dude get ran over by a truck, you yell out HOLLY TITS

NOTE: Must be yelled out to mean the above
ex1:
man 1: dude you dad died.
man 2: TITS!!!(FUCK, SHIT, or DAMN IT)
ex2:
man 1: man i made it harvard.
man 2: TITS!!!(awesome)
Mom: Stop watching Porn
ex 3:

man 1: dude i haven't left my house in a week, im bored!
man 2: dude thats TITS!!!(sucks)
TITS!!! by pureknowledge July 16, 2010
Things guys stare at when they make me do there homework. Often yelled when I walk in a room. Fond on the upper torso of humans of the female prosausion. Just below the neck.
Me: (sits down by a guy)
guy: holy TITS!!!! (Stares at tits & drools)
me: stfu! You whore!!
Guy: I don't get this, can you help me?
Me: no...
Guy: bu
me: I said no BITCH!!!!
Guy: (drools more) tits... Boobs... Huh what where you saying? Is my homework done yet?
Me: bitch...
TITS! by Gothstargirl March 29, 2010
a random saying when you are mad, annoyed, or agitated
"i got a damn detention, TITS!"
TITS! by big macanator March 27, 2010

Tits of the dead

Tits of the dead or guavas dos muertos as they say in Mexico

Very much like day of the dead these tits should be celebrated because of their remarkable emptiness

Empty, limp, lifeless tits devoid of meaty flesh. Empty skin bags flopping about like a zombies arms
What you celebrating home? Guavas dos muertos ... tits of the dead. Woah yes those are some seriously empty tits

Tits on Sticks 

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.
Marie's nickname is tits on sticks
Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

Tits to the Ritz

The female version of, " balls to the walls". The act of going all out, to the extreme. Often uttered before doing something crazy.
Me: "Hey Vanessa, your coming to to Jessica's bachelorette party next weekend right?"

Vanessa: " Hell yeah girl! I just picked up some furry handcuffs, nipple nibblers, mardigras beads and a 6 ft. inflatable penis to stick out of the sunroof of the limo!"

Me: "Damn Ness, you went Tits to the Ritz!"
Tits to the Ritz by cheer1 December 21, 2012