tissue bits

tiny pieces of left over tissue found in a womans muff, after wiping.

"always check for tissue bits before letting your man go muff diving"

by Tara1978 September 23, 2007

need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.

"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."

by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003

Tussy

One who acts like a pansy. :)

Chris is such a tussy.

by Angie Kl April 17, 2008

timsy

the word "timsy" is a misspelling of "tinfy", wich comes from the hebrew word "tinofet".
"tinofet" means filth, mess, litter, and describes something that is overall gross and slimy.
"timsy" is a ball of "tinofet".
or to put it in simple words - you make a ball out of toilet paper, the size of a fist or so, you soak it in water, and throw it at someones head.

wtf, this fag just threw a timsy at me!

now 'rbody in da club gettin timsy!

by my name. January 5, 2005

tipsy

Is when you are buzzin and feelin like you gonna tip over. And for the person who says you cant be drunk and high at the same time........you can...I'm sure the reason the people put that is cuz they've done it before!

Hey you look tipsy...wut you on?

You can be drunk and high at the same time!, but u wouldnt be tipsy!

by Gea April 8, 2004

tiss

It is the norwegian word for "pie"

Jeg må tisse witch means I must pie

by Andreas Kedert April 15, 2004

Tissemaned

when someone puts a penis as your wallpaper

A: Why is Kenneth screaming?

B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!

by The Champ! May 21, 2011