Galaxy Chair

An extra large wheelchair used primarily at airports and hospitals in which fat people are pushed around.

We need a galaxy chair at gate C-19.

by Wrockwood November 5, 2010

dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.

i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.

by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020

chair lobster

After long periods of sitting and readjustment a mans nuts will catch on the boxer seam and be squeezed like a grape.

You know when you sit down for a long period of time and readjust a couple different times before standing up completely. Well a chair lobster is that pinching feeling when your ballsack somehow gets weirdly stuck between a layer of boxers. When you stand up, the ballsack gets slightly pinched by a fold in the fabric.

From Reddit user /u/moparornocar

by BurningRambo December 18, 2013

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

ratchet chair

A piece of furniture in a dumpster you use to for banging a ratchet on.

Eric had a ratchet chair fun time last night.

by TTSNBER December 10, 2016

Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?

We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!

by TheChairMover September 27, 2011