by Apxllo March 04, 2024
by Apxllo March 15, 2024
Someone who has never been to therapy in their adult life. They make excuses for not going; for example, saying they don’t have time or that it’s too expensive or that the one therapist they contacted didn’t email back fast enough. They think the brain is magically separated from the rest of the human body and therefore, it’s OK to get help from health professionals for everything BESIDES their mental health, which they sorely neglect.
I thought that guy was hot until I found out he’s a therapy virgin. No way am I playing his on-call ‘therapist’ for free.
by extrasubtle80 August 22, 2022
Multi-use term that describes using the butt of a male or female as a medium for therapeutic purposes.
John: Last night I was feeling blue so Margaret let me fondle her butt, followed by a good face to ass session, ending with anal penetration. It was complete butt therapy.
Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.
Margaret: After a long day of work, I let John use my ass for multiple hours in different ways. It’s my daily dose of butt therapy.
by Nasty O’Kelly September 14, 2022
A term used by your friends to tell you to go to a mental facility. If someone said this to you, I would recommend going.
by no daddy December 22, 2021
They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
Ha! Really!? Noooo it’s not fiction it’s based on a true story. 30 million people read the book. And yeah, you can just tell people you’re going to kill them and nothing will happened. There just aren’t any consequences.
Iam “Can you stop?... I can’t stand these breakdown videos.”
Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”
Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”
Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”
Iam 🙄
Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”
Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
Hym “What? They liked our movie. They’re doing a villain therapy on us. See, look at this guy. It says he has mental illness and it make him glad people got to see what it’s like.”
Iam “That... doesn’t make me feel better...”
Hym “I know but it’s fucking hilarious right? Should we do some Homelander ones next?”
Iam 🙄
Hym “We’re like the ACTUAL JOKER! You know? Where they can’t get a bead on his diagnosis? What are we!? Psychopath, Bipolar, Schizophrenic, Narcissistic Superman? Are we even real? They don’t even know! Even the worlds most famous psychologist Dr Jordan Peterson doesn’t know!”
Iam “Ugh... Just play it in the background so I can play the game.”
by Hym Iam October 23, 2022