Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.

After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.

by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009

lone ranger

Someone who, because of a surgery or a natural deficiency, only has one testicle.

Mike: Did you know that John only has one ball?
Carl: Yep! He's a Lone Ranger!

by specialjustin June 9, 2007

power ranger

a mixture of all the colors of powerade

I put all the powerades together and made a power ranger.

by falmeth December 21, 2010

Power Ranger

A person who only uses akimbo rangers on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. They aren't very skilled at the game, so that is all they do. This is the gaming equivalent of a complete douche bag. Because nobody likes them.

Player 1: Wow. There is a power ranger on their team.

Player 2: Oh yeah. I killed him like 10 times already.

by Kkenny May 23, 2010

ranger time

Canadian for doggy style. Coined by Eugene Mirmam- see youtube.

"What you call doggy style, in Canada is called 'ranger time'."

"Those stray dogs are totally ranger timing it."

"Last night was ranger time."

by Fake Death October 8, 2008

rump ranger

rump may also be an acronym for the following: Ram it Up My Pooper. Slang term for one who prefers engaging in anal sex.

Stop looking at my ass you Rump Ranger!

by lokicaj September 15, 2008

naked ranger

when a Army Ranger has been in a combat for months at a time without taking a shower, his crotch area and butt crack smells likes thirty pounds of moldy cheese you can smell him from a mile away.

God damm you stink, you smell like Naked Ranger

by big guns August 30, 2006