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Poo Pillow

A metaphorical pillow designed to minimize splash-back from your poo, keeping your cheeks as dry as possible. It is constructed from 2-5 squares of toilet paper placed neatly in the drop zone of a toilet.
I had been jammed up and hadn't pooped in days, and then it hit me all at once. Just to be safe, I made a poo pillow to prevent a splashy mess.
by Gabraham Lincoln November 1, 2013
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Pillow Knight

This would be a male who believes that the pleasure and enjoyment of the female during is more important, and gets his own pleasure from seeing/hearing the pleasure that the female is feeling. A pillow knight would often be paired with a "Pillow Princess".
He is dating a Pillow Princess, I can't tell if he's a simp or a pillow knight
by The Rapscallion August 1, 2021
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Pillow Factory

A group of self-serving people, organizations, businesses, politicians, publishers, commentators, captains of industry and the like, who pedal their fuckery to the willing masses. Shitbags. Lowlifes.
Uncle Rudy thinks that the ultra-conservative media and Donald Trump, et al, are a pillow factory.
by Goofnut February 1, 2022
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Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.
1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023
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pillow twister

A derogatory term for a male homosexual. Usually used to describe the "bottom" of a homosexual pair.
"He's got a little sumpin sumpin about him I can't resist. I'll be his pillow twister anytime." - Homosexual Kyle.
by JohnnyLongDong March 8, 2017
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pillow business

She has had to do some pillow business to get where she is now.
by especially displeased June 8, 2018
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face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.
She went face to pillow for me last night
by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017
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