Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).

1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!

by Anon♡♡ February 2, 2023

Kirk

A scumbag. Mostly an otherworldly fake, evil moronic ped0.

Jane: what happened to you , sandra!!! You look horrible!

Sandra: Kirk just took advantage of me again.

by Fuqqqalluuu9 December 31, 2023

get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.

Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will

by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018

Charlie Kirked

to give or receive a hickey mid way up the left side of your neck

"Is that a hickey on your neck?" "Yeah i got charlie kirked"

by JeanSilvaLover99 September 13, 2025

Kirked

kirked
verb /kɜ rkt/

Definition:
To get shot in the neck, especially in a sudden, unexpected, or dramatic fashion. Often used to describe someone catching a clean shot to the neck in a video game, action movie, or real-life situation.

"Bro was peeking the corner and got kirked instantly."
"That sniper kirked him from across the map — straight to the throat!"

by Charles Kirkwood September 15, 2025

Kirk

The act of legally robbing someone

Christian and Cousins just kirked two huge banks in Jaxonville and Minnesota.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Kirked

getting assassinated for voicing your views or getting assassinated in the same way like Charlie Kirk did on september 10th 2025 (God rest his soul)

"with or without counting gang violence" *bang* "ayo he got Kirked"

"hey did you hear George got stabbed in the throat for voicing his views?"

"no way they Kirked him!"

by Imperator Makkus September 11, 2025