pp dong

When you wake up and you're pp is hard from pee

Vro I woke up this morning with a pp dong

by PP DONG LORD 3303 September 28, 2018

dong ringer

One who only gives hand jobs no matter how many dates you go on.

25 dates and she still only gives me a hand job; she’s such a dong ringer.

by Majickcom1 July 13, 2021

Dong Rip

When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.

"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."

Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.

by $100 bill September 30, 2019

Dong nub

a Dong nub is the small aftermath of a males penis left behind after it is removed

"have you seen Jerry's Dong nub?"
"Samantha had her Dong nub removed for a more stylish alternative"

by Hairy Scrote Man January 3, 2019

Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....

Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!

by $ie July 16, 2008

Kenalin Dong

A Thai delicacy; Roasted dong (dick) slathered in honey and breaded in crushed bees.

wah ngga I do what you have the name meatball ...
kenalin dong ... hehehe

by LeSmidgen April 13, 2009

Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!

“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”

by Sven’s D May 27, 2019