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deuce and a half

A woman that weighs in the neighborhood of 250 pounds.
She's at least a deuce, probably a deuce and a half.
by Bill August 19, 2004
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dropping a deuce

Instead of doing the #1 (to take a piss), doing the #2, hence the "duece".
Your mom's potato salad was fantastic! Now I feel like dropping a deuce.
by arvsft June 1, 2006
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dropping a deuce

Hey bro, I was just "dropping a deuce". So if you value life put a gas mask on.
by Bob Is Boss November 19, 2013
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dual deucing

when two mobIle solution employess go and drop a deuce together in the mall while racing and trash the bathroom
justin and rami were dual deucing at 3 oclock
by yzmur May 22, 2004
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Doggie Deuce

A waste product from a dog's digestive tract expelled through the anus or cloaca during a process called defecation.
Guy 1: I really hate the old lady up the street so I let Rover drop a doggie deuce in her front yard, daily.
Guy 2: That's just wrong.
by ToBlacktoStrong August 31, 2012
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Beat the deuce

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.
(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!
by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018
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Baked Deuce

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.
by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011
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