circus

first definition: a place or tent where performers, mainly clowns, perform on a circular stage for viewers to watch from all angles

second definition: a place that is just absolute chaos filled to the brim with idiots

if you want a simple definition it's basically a fraction of what twitter has to offer

wow this place is such a circus

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Tater Circus

A tater circus is when you have leftover bags of frozen potato products that individually aren't enough to throw in the air fryer, but together, as a tater circus, they make a decent snack. Sometimes includes the occasional onion ring, egg roll, or mozzarella stick (also known as the 'freak show').

Dude you got any munchies? Hell yeah I do, tater circus all the way

by Raul Coronado May 11, 2022

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 7, 2022

Circus tent

What a lot of the COVID testing sites look like. Some of these folks doing the testing would say their patients are testing their patience, but the ones really getting tested are the people that got in line for a test, a shot, or a (morale) booster.

No wonder people aren't going to the regular circus anymore, the circus split into numerous local branches when it came to town instead of one big top, and it has yet to pack up and leave town. Have you ever seen a circus tent in one town for this long?

by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

Circus Fadge

A colourful, humorous, acrobatic, brave or grotesque lady garden

At least I don’t have a circus fadge that people throw rotten vegetables at

by Bearded Biff September 26, 2021

Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

ajax circus

T♤°$^@ needs to stop listening to horseshit

This is definitely an Ajax circus occasion

by Hmmmmmmm-ish September 15, 2023