mall boarding

when you go to an abandoned mall, start skating on its sweet, smooth marble floor when some fat ass douche bag yells" hey no mall boarding in here!!!" and threatens to call the cops. then you proceed to out run him in a slow jog then skate your way out of the mall to piss them the fuck off

Douche: HEY! no mall boarding, im calling the cops!

you: fuck the police (skate your way out of there)

by em&sa January 28, 2009

degrassi-boards

Fascism in the form of a message forum for fans of the television show Degrassi. You are sorted into a clique that you can't change. The three cliques are the rebels, populars and the musicians. The mods are robotic and lock every post if it violates the Code of Conduct. Full of 11-25 year old retards who like to chat in the shoutbox and make retarded banners with zero photoshop skills. You can buy glowing usernames in the user store and whore yourself out for points in the shoutbox. The mods train the members to asskiss as much as possible.

YoYo13453: Hey, what are you doing?
SmileyGurlWhoA: im on dergassib-arods lol im so proud of my clique!! woo populars spirit week!!!
YoYo13453: I haven't been there in a while, not after one of the mods PMed me and told me to take my banner down.
SmileyGurlWhoA: YOU WILL BE ANIALATED.
YoYo13453: Um... what?
SmileyGurlWhoA: yay go popularzzz! lol lol :):):):)

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I'm sorry, but your post is missing important information. Read the fanfic forum rules and then PM I or one of the mods to open this thread up again. Sorry! :)

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Your banner is past regulation size, therefore you shall die. ;) EMAN 4 LIFE Y'ALLZ!

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

Bitch Board

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.

Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.

by Noel Riggs August 19, 2006

Shartshittery Board

A lactose intolerant person’s appetizer also known as a charcuterie board. The dish consists of a multitude of different cheeses, fruits and/or nuts placed eloquently on a wooden cutting board.

My girlfriend and I tried a shartshittery board for the first time last night. I was in the bathroom for the rest of the night.

by EeliahSun13 September 28, 2021

Buttery Board

A sexual orientarion where a male ejaculates on the back of their partner, and using his penis to spread the semen across their partner's back like a butter knife.

Hey baby, let me give you a buttery board tonight!

by Butteryboi September 18, 2019

Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.

Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!

by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

I'm board

Hey guess what!
THATS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE!!!

HA HA! ha ha

ha.

ha..

I'm so lonely......

I'm board, you just have joined the board club.

(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)

by math class board..... February 10, 2022