crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.

When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.

by chillerlingo January 8, 2012

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Patch Apes

A group of people who collect Morale patches in an aggressive manner

I tried to catch the new patch drop, but the Patch apes went crazy on it.

by PatchGuy May 23, 2018

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Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play

Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch

by Si.83 May 29, 2022

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Disco Patch

In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.

I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.

by CaptainQuadmay March 4, 2019

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Munchie-Patch

A woman’s Vagina.

Dude, I would love to get down on her munchie-patch!

by The Gootz September 22, 2022

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patch whore

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.
Usually hangs around one club until every member has had her then moves on to another. Eventually finding a member that keeps her.

Shelby really shows her support for the club. She only fucks club members, she's a patch whore.

That patch whore fucked her way right up to the president.

by VFFV2213 August 31, 2017

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