by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019
by ballsinurjaws3000 August 06, 2021
by Leddskinner March 29, 2023
In EMS, the Disco Patch refers to the usually tacky, yet highly sought-after golden patch that Paramedics get to wear as a result of completing their two-year training program. It is named as such due to its garish, sparkly colors and bright red lettering. Known for corrupting the hearts and souls of formerly kind EMTs, slowly converting them into a dreaded Paragod, just as the One Ring converted its slaves to Nazgul.
I've been a paramedic for six years, but I still get a little bit hard whenever I put on my uniform with the Disco Patch.
by CaptainQuadmay March 05, 2019
A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.
"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
"Patch Friday"
"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."
by Sys4dm September 15, 2017
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 09, 2021
SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
by cribdeath21 March 24, 2014