Lasagna

Technically an ingredient.
“Make some lasagna grilled cheeses
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Damn, that chick i hit at the party last night was straight lasagna.
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Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
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When a woman gets around so much that the lips of her vagina can be folded over each other like lasagna.
Guy: Dude, your girlfriend is such a whore she got the lasagna.
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a sex position where 5 or more people lie on top of eachother and give eachother oral sex
“Yo me and some friends made a lasagna last night. Things got real freaky
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Garfield: “John, get me my fucking lasagna before I eat Odie instead.”
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When a girl is so horny and she want to have intercourse with a penis.
Omg I want Lasagna so bad right now. ;)
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