Cat Handle

A cat's tale, by which one can lift said animal, if necessary and non-traumatic to the animal. Some cat's will let you use their cat handle, and some will not.

I caught the kitty peeing on the floor, and carried it outside by its cat handle.

by GewehrWolf April 10, 2007

oh shit handle

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

by Andrukas January 4, 2004

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016

holy shit handle

the handles found above the driver and passenger in most modern vehicles today, they are usually mounted on either the A-pillar or the roof beside the windows.

hey man, better grab the holy shit handle, i'm gonna hit the jump at the railroad tracks. hang the fuck on!!!

by Ratbiker June 11, 2007

Munich crank handle

Name given to the act of turning the hand and wrist repeatedly in a screwing motion whilst fisting another person

She just wasn't getting off so I gave her a Munich crank handle, that did the business!!

by Professor Brubaker June 12, 2013

irish handle

To tie a shirt, preferable a white long sleeve dress shirt around a girl's waist, just ahead of her hips. Her hips lock it in place, so that during doggy-style intercourse the shirt can be used as a handle to allow for more forceful thrusts. Partucularly useful when intoxicated.

Thanks for lending me your new dress shirt, I'm sorry it got stretched and stained when I used it to put an Irish handle on your sister.

by Ovide Greyeyes May 11, 2006

The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009