gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "

"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "

by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021

Gash Bashin'

When you bash the gash so hard your abdomen turns into a dishwasher.

Who's up for some good old fashioned gash bashin'

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

Trench gash

A girl who is dirty, and sleeps with everyone, also known as a get around. She is ugly, and you hate her, so you simply insult her with trenchgash.

"suck out you melt."

Hahaa, Log on to jog on.com, u An ur trench gash can hold it up sweetie. "

by RudeeeeGaaaal. May 13, 2011

ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

golden gash

An amazing pussy.

Yo son that bitch is fine as hell. I bet she's got that golden gash. Aka: Pussy so good makes you shit yourself

by Sexy Beast 696969 February 6, 2015

gash grease

The quite welcoming viscous, yet milky-colored and slightly-frothed discharge of a horny girl with a yeast infection

I knew it was on for tonight ~ 10 minutes into dinner and I could smell the gash grease burning from across the table.

by wyldesites July 15, 2014

Gash Throb

The term used to describe a pulsating, throbbing sensation throughout the female genitalia predominately felt within the flap region usually accompanied by vaginal secretions eg. moistness/ self lubrication and typically occurs when a female is particularly aroused and looking for the D.

Britney: Omg watching Lindon play basketball is giving me the biggest gash throb

Whitney: I know right! My va jay jay feels like it’s hungry and needs to be fed.

by Trixxymixxy March 8, 2019