ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

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gash granola

GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "

"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "

by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021

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Gash Juice

Gash Juice is the juicy liquid from a womens vaj comes in a milk form or a clear liquid either way tastes like absolute heaven and should be drank anytime your missus cunt is soaking or gushing with cream better than yogurt best thing since sliced breed

A want to drink her minky juice gash juice

by Markie696 June 4, 2018

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Gash handler

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

by Haggisface December 8, 2012

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Gash Bonus

Stealing a deal (order) someone else has been working on while they are off and putting it into your own name. Then getting paid an extra (gash) bonus for doing it.

Dan: What happened to that deal I was working on?
Mark: He called yesterday when you were off.
Dan: Is he going to deal?
Mark: Yes, I dealt him up yesterday in my name, I've also been paid a Gash Bonus

by Top-Nsher April 24, 2011

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