Dane

An albino looking blonde white kid who needs glasses, though the glasses don't actually help. His parents named him after a dog breed, so he's really depressed. He says he has no friends, but realistically, he has a friend or two. His girlfriend is also really ugly as well. Dane has a very tiny dick. He's also gay but in denial, so he has a girlfriend.

You see that albino kid over there? Yeah. He's a Dane.

I know right, what a gay ass Dane.

by kekekeklolyeet January 5, 2019

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Dane

An annoying reyard who not many people like. He plays a lot of lacrosse and thinks he’s the coolest for playing it. He may be buff but he’s an absolute retard who tells unfunny “your mom” jokes.

Dane: your mom is so fat that she looks like a big ballon

Everyone else: Shut the fuck up dane

by YoungBlue March 19, 2019

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One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have an ugly body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just short and don’t pull girls. They are the kids who sit in the corner at a party or with girls.

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's gay ! You have to find a Dane, they're supper ugly short and gay !
by dawgy November 24, 2009

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Dane

A derogatory term usually used to refer to the mentally disabled, such as those with down syndrome or any form severe retardation, also commonly used against those with speech disorders.

"Look at this fucking Dane!" he said while pointing at the disabled man walking down the street.

"Speak properly you sound like a Dane" he said after his friend mispronounced something.

by DenmarkHater March 13, 2025

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