spray clay

A subtype of diarrhea, characterized by a sharting noise and diffuse clay colored discoloration of the toilet reminiscent of Jackson Polluck.

Hey man, I gotta go spray clay, hopefully that will help my hang over.

by spraymatthews December 16, 2015

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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay March 01, 2018

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radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015

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Clay Tezel

A curly-headed cuck Jew
Failed at suicide (4x)
Girlfriend LOVES saying the N Word
Has a mom that bangs extremely young boys
He can fit 8 hot dogs in his mouth at once
Great at showing ball love

There goes Clay Tezel, being Clay Tezel
Ahh mannnn, who invited Clay Tezel
Hey Clay Tezel, you tried killing yourself yet?
WOAH, I saw a bitch face Jew run by... nvm that's just Clay Tezel

by KYSJ3WB0Y December 14, 2023

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