claire kwuned

When someone ruins something by posting it to their facebook wall every few seconds or constantly talking about it.

Oskar: oh dude, check out these sick beats.
Jonah: Yeah they are okay, but that track totally got claire kwuned like a month ago.
Oskar: God damn it.

by sickoner June 30, 2011

dirty Claire

A dirty Claire is when she gets too many guys to count and has a huge orgy in her parents room when they are on vacation. But always use protection because Claire doesn’t want illegitimate children!

Wow did you see that dirty claire! That shit was wild

by I’m tired April 15, 2020

Claire's Ears

The large, cheap earrings you find in the store Claire's that every wannabe thug, gangsta, hoodlum or go getta are sporting.

Basically, trying to look icy, but on a small time budget.

I like my guys to sport the Claire's ears.

He so broke, he got Claires Ears.

by Lil A Sizzle February 12, 2009

Claire Fang

Claire Fang is your average Chinese girl. She gets good grades, she has friends, and her friends drag her down. She goes to church on Sundays, and her favorite snacks are animal crackers. Despite this, she is still unique, most commonly found eating from a toilet bowl in the run-down janitors' closet. Claire Fang also likes eating water, and her favorite animal is most likely a moose. She resembles a Harvey Nichols shopping bag containing a dress and snacks for the week that was left in the trunk of the family Jeep SUV after the soccer mom forgot to take it inside. She makes friends with the kitchen staff. Not only that, but she likes making fun of disabled people, and often she arraigns students for not giving her their pencils. she likes to chew the erasers off

Are you seriously studying after school hours?? You're such a Claire Fang 😂

Do you really have to chew that eraser, I saw you finish one a minute ago? You're such a Claire Fang

by Biedio January 14, 2023

Claire Dumb

A person who eats beans for a living and plays Pokémon Go for hours on end.

Wow that was so stupid you’re so Claire Dumb.

by Chyeah Okay January 14, 2023

thery-Claire

THERY-CLAIRE IS A COMBINATION OF THERYSA (SHORTENED BY THERY) AND CLAIRE. THIS MEANS STRENGTH GRACE POWER FAVOUR AND ANOINTING FROM THE MIST HIGH GOD! IT IS A CONGOLESE NAME DERIVING TWO FRENCH NAMES. THIS NAME WAS GIVEN BY PASTOR CHARLES LESSIE MOKEMBO IN HONOR OF HIS MOTHER (THERYSA) AND MOTHER INLAW (CLAIRE) TO HIS SECOND TO LAST BORN THERY-CLAIRE KANGO LESSIE

Thery-Claire is truly a gift from God

by FLEEKAVELIEE November 21, 2021

Claire M

This amazing girl who is turning 18!!!!! She is very intelligent and funny, great at school and awesome, caring friend to everyone, plus she is super pretty. She's gonna ace out-door ed exam and Japanese exam as クレアは日本語は上手です！

"wow, I wish I was a Claire M. But no I'm just a Joseph." *no offense to Joseph*

by greenie_l October 25, 2019