pewnitive damages

A court ruling dat specifies dat you must attend church as a penalty for excessive farting.
In da infamous "July is National Baked Bean Month" speech, da speaker would likely be assigned pewnitive damages if said scenario had happened in real life.
by QuacksO February 07, 2023
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Will damage

Damage that is so shit it is worth being attributed to Will. How can someone hit that bad damage bruh.
Person 1- yo I can't kill anything in this game
Person 2- how much damage you hitting

Person 1- 1 damage
person 2- That's Will damage no wonder
by aondofnknf December 14, 2021
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check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"
"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"
by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015
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swamp ass damage per second

Did you see that damage? that was some swamp ass damage per second.
by Strken November 22, 2019
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"You can leave a pitted/abraded/scratched/bubbled/discolored windshield in your car till 0%!$@&# Doomsday and it will never get hit, but then just as soon as you actually REPLACE said "ancient" glass wif a brand new one, THAT'S when you'll get a bleepin' BIG OL' PEBBLE tossed up by a passing vehicle, and star-crack your nice shiny-fresh windshield all to Hell!"
After several years I eventually got sick and tired of all da misty triplex-haze on my car's original-from-the-factory windshield, and so I finally replaced it --- wouldn't you know that the VERY NEXT DAY it got a huge crack in it after a rock got thrown up by the wheel of a passing dump-truck! Ahhhhrrrggggghhhhh... classic case of Murphy's Law Of Windshield-Damage, I guess!!
by QuacksO July 31, 2018
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Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.
Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!
by SignificantEarDamage July 10, 2012
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Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.
Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!
by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023
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