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Emotional Terrorist

One who terrorizes your emotions.
James: I hate you, poo face.

Kara: You.. you.. Emotional terrorist. That hurt my feelings.

Pepsi Terrorist

A Pepsi Terrorist is a person who drinks Pepsi all day and night long. He is usually a nocturnal being.

He feeds only on Pepsi.
He is known to be very violent at times when Pepsi doesn't exist.

He uses a Pepsi Kalashnikov that results in Pepsi spatter everywhere.
If he doesn't have Pepsi in his system, anything you say will make ZERO sense to him.
My friend is a Pepsi Terrorist. Watch out if you don't have any Pepsi.
Pepsi Terrorist by Lavampiresa April 20, 2010

Sticky Terrorist 

when a terrorist jizz all over your chest right before a suicide mission. can also include a couple of the terrorist beard hair.
sam- holy shit. achmed gave me the stickiest sticky terrorist last night before he left.
bill- hopefully there wasn't alot of hair.

noise terrorist

Any musical artist whos music is unbelievably loud or noisy - Examples can be hardcore emo bands such as Converge or Circle Takes the Square and British Gabber artist Syntax.
(Taken from the Syntax song 'Noise Terrorists':

'Make no mistake, raise up your fist
Open your ears for the noise terrorists'
noise terrorist by PUNK IS DEAD. November 7, 2005

Angry Terrorist 

An Angry Terrorist is when you and a buddy feel like doing something for a joke or revenge. What you do is find a girl you really like, and follow her home. Wait for her to fall asleep, and begin to Masturbate in front of her house (your buddy has a camera) then as your about to Cum, to Bust through her Door and run as fast as you can to her room Screaming "Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah Allah" and jump on her bed and bust your Jizz all over her Face. then at that moment your buddy takes a picture of it and posts it up on Google.
Ex 1. Dude, that bitch fucking Spam Dedede on Brawl, im going to give her a Angry Terrorist.

Ex 2. I totally gave her an Angry Terrorist for not fucking me last night.
Angry Terrorist by Big Dick Dex September 27, 2009

Emotional terrorist

Someone who attempts to guilt trip someone else who is asking a valid question because they have experienced strong emotions in relation to the question being asked, not realizing these things happened every day before corona.
John: Are these lock-downs necessary to deal with corona virus?

Karen: The health system is over stretched!!!!! How would you like it if one of your family members was being carted off in am ambulance?!?!?!?!

John: Stop being an Emotional terrorist Karen...
Emotional terrorist by Shitcoiner December 21, 2020