Ted Neeley

A man/horse who thinks he can still get away with playing Jesus in "Jesus Christ Superstar" despite the fact the movie version he stared in was made 1,000 years ago.

"I saw Ted Neeley in the park and asked to ride him, but my dad said I would probably break him."

by That Depends; Who Are You? April 30, 2009

ted nugent

Oh lighten up. Ted Nugent is a guitar master who happens to run a militia, that's all.

You can't grill it 'till you kill it.

by Shawn E. April 21, 2003

Ted Nugent

A guitar God who never did drugs or alcohol, although he got more ass than a toilet seat. He has a different point of view than most rock musicians, as he is entitled to. His songs own, and anybody who criticizes him obviously hasn't heard much of his work

Ted Nugent rebels against the rock mainstream

by Dillon Farnum July 2, 2005

Ted Valentine

Unfunctional person who can't do anything in theworld but rely on one important thing better than life, WoW.

I, Ted Valentine has dedicated this game to be my life and nothing more.

by Unknown Guest September 18, 2008

ted nugent

A talented, patriotic, and quite funny rock guitarist. Should run for President of the US.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Ted Turner

Neo Conservative, extreme right wing billionaire, who has a huge media empire that includes establishments like CNN, AOL, Time Magazine, TBS and more.
Unlike other sources of far right propaganda, Turner cloaks his messages under a thin veil.

Ted Turner is an aristocratic fatcat.

by asredasblack February 4, 2005

ted nugent

A guitar god from the late 60's/70's, not especially popular with today's kids but easily owns Hendrix/Clapton/Page when it comes to playing skill. He still plays live shows and kicks ass at ~50 years old.

"What does it take to play guitar with your teeth? It takes a complete idiot." - nugent in an interview

by toast June 29, 2004