technocorpian

Someone that believes technology will be invented, or existing technology will assist, to create solutions towards a utopia.

That guy always states that once we have fusion power, there will be no peak oil crisis. What a technocorpian.

by mrflash818 November 27, 2011

technocalypse

When all technology fails. Most often happens during important presentations, speeches, and events.

My computer froze during my Kenyan Marathoner Study presentation technocalypse last night.

by pweids December 1, 2011

technecessarily

A combining of the words "technically" and "not necessarily", used when you want address a topic but can escape to either side of the argument.

Technically, a person should vote, although it does not necessarily seem to matter. Therefore, technecessarily you should vote.

by Elizabeth Catherine Mavello December 22, 2018

Groundhog Technique

When somebody tells you information about themselves and then forgets they did any such thing. You then use said information to impress them.

"A drunk girl at a bar told me she was a Virgo in some random conversation. I went out for a cig a while later and she followed. She asked me the same set of questions about my 'sign' as she had inside the bar. I said, 'let me guess, you're a virgo'. Her jaw dropped. An hour later I was getting a BJ in her car" - Zenitram

Groundhog Technique

by TheBrightSide October 13, 2010

Stuff technique

When a man attempts to shove his flaccid penis in a woman's vagina/anus, hoping it will eventually harden.

1) you have never used the stuff-technique before?

2) Came home wasted last night, had to use the stuff technique on Jillian.

by Beetynut February 9, 2017

Toothpaste Technique

When a male masturbates over-handed apposed to commonly Under-handed Technique.

I tried the Toothpaste Technique last night, and it felt very unique.

by ToothPaste Technique August 28, 2017

disco technique x

A ancient fortnite technique where one lures another player to the disco room near flush factory and kills them mid floss x.

I got 8 kills using the disco technique x

by Lovethediscotechnique123 June 12, 2018