tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

Tard Wars

(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.

"Did you see the latest installment of Tard Wars?"
"The Robot Chicken one, or that webcomic?"

by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011

Right-Tard

A member of the right political spectrum or republican party who thinks their an intellectual, usually in the age ranges of 12-18 which regurgitate things they hear on Ben Shapiro and other conservative figures, when in reality they don't know what they're actually talking about. One of their strategies is autistically screeching that the person who disagrees with them is an SJW and unironically say "get rekt libtard". They are also sometimes associated with incels and virgins.

Right-tard: OMG, insert name is such an SJW, CNN-brainwashed, soy-boy cuck

Person: Shut up Right-Tard

by reeraw123456 May 5, 2019

Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit

Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit

by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018

Intellec-tard

One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.

Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!

by hawesome1 January 14, 2014

g-tarded

A person who is wasted on the street drug GHB is said to be G-tarded.

That guy is so far gone look how g-tarded he is acting.

You better check your friend 'cause he's acting g-tarded.

by Sara Jensen September 22, 2006