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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
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Talking Froth

Conversation about trivial subjects. Fluff, unimportant. Early 1900's slang.
Everyone at the party was talking froth--nothing serious was being discussed.
by OldFashionedCherryCordial January 4, 2023
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Talking Fish

Talking fish means smoking weed because in a video made by @heyfamilyguyreal on TikTok he posted a video on July 27th, 2023 and the video shows Tony Soprano played by James Gandolfini on the famous show The Sopranos, talking to a fish who is Salvatore Bonpensiero AKKA big pussy with the caption “blud done smoked the evil blunt” with the audio “Damage” by prodbyrl
“I’m gonna go and talk to fish”
“I’m talking to fish right now
“You wanna talk to fish with me?”
“I am a Talking Fish”
by goatwing2 October 18, 2023
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talking crack

Talking nonsense, as if you are under the influence of crack.
by Yak Boy January 11, 2009
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talking out of your ass

A person that talks just to hear there self talk.
U sound better talking out of ur mouth not ur ass.
by cartman5000 July 25, 2004
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Talking Shit

When 2 people get together and exchange dialog about fecal matter.
Ray and Peter got together and were Talking Shit

Ray "peter, have you seen the nugget of shit on my floor?"

Peter "Oh yes! it was quiet fascinating, i had to save it in my pocket!"

Ray "it was such a lovley texture of poo that i dont blaime you"

Peter "do say ray! do say!, this lovley brown nugget of fresh poop i will spread in my pocket half on my pants dear sir!"

Ray "do say!"
by scottie axeman August 8, 2009
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talking axe

1.axe that talks to you
2.axe that glows when danger is near.
3.axe that also glows when horny.
that talking axe is glowing! Watch out danger is co....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Turkey McTurdLord April 21, 2007
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