Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
by TruDat94109 June 22, 2010
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Nuke a table

When you yeet a nuke stolen from Kim Jong Un on a table and it explodes
"Lets nuke a table I stole a nuke yesterday"
"Sure"
by CatLag September 30, 2020
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Table 1

adjective (Table 1'ed)
Used to describe the act of providing a dominant, complete, and masterful retort
After tolerating a few minutes of heckling from an intoxicated patron, the comedian Table 1'ed the heckler, which caused him to leave in shame.
by CommonConnection March 26, 2021
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table chaser

A broke girl who allows successful men with bottle service at clubs to do whatever they want to them in exchange for drinks and a place to sit.
My boy and I celebrated with a table at Minibar. We were surrounded by table chasers once the waitress brought over the bottle of Belvedere. Later that night we ran the train on those sluts. It was amazing.
by dis4ryan May 31, 2011
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Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.
Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW
by Fachoina07 November 27, 2015
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table raise

When the excitement of what someone is witnessing is so much that they're able to elevate the table they're sitting at, without touching it with their hands.
Coral's demo really gave leadership a table raise.
by JohnFeldman January 08, 2020
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Table Fancy

Table Fancy:noun/verb/adjective/etc.: 1. A person that is amazing. 2. a thing that is amazing. 3. The act of being amazing. 4. A fancy and quite perilous adventure. 5. Intense round of fisticuffs.
I am so table fancy with my top hat!

We went on quite the table fancy yesterday.
by Monochrome February 27, 2012
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