Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.

The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

San Diego Pipe Cleaner

A San Diego Pipe cleaner is when two consenting adults engage in urethral play using a rusted worn down pipe cleaner. In some cases the color may vary to describe the user's sexual preferences. Ex a woman with an orange pipe cleaner indicates she's looking for other women.

"Yo dude I just did a San Diego Pipe cleaner with my girl last night. Her urethra was bleeding!"

by Assblastfucker July 2, 2025

Counter cleaners

Roaches. Roaches eat any and everything left on the counter.

I gotta buy some raid to kill all these fuckin' counter cleaners.

by boo&brasen June 28, 2010

Drain cleaner

A drain cleaner is not a plumber! But a Plumber can be a drain cleaner!

You're a drain cleaner but not a plumber!

by hydro_tech510 November 28, 2023