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Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember
“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”
by LZ22 October 17, 2019
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the force

The act in which you try to use mind control to reach the remote that is two feet in front of you. Used when you are in a comfortable position and your show goes off, and crap comes on.
I was watching my favorite show when the Kardashians came on. I was comfortable, so I tried the force to get the remote.
by Dallen-0 Awesome March 9, 2015
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the fight bed

term used to describe any secondary sleep location which is used as a result of an argument between sexual partners
Paul was destined for the fight bed after telling his girlfriend she could lose a few....
by sheila in the car October 6, 2009
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What The Fuc- BOOM

When a person begins to say " What The Fuck" or WTF, but is cut of by an explosion. This phrase is becoming popular on video sites such as YouTube
Man 1: Dude, cut the red wire!

Man 2: B-B-But Im color blind!

Man 1: What The Fuc- BOOM!
by Alpha-Julian February 10, 2010
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Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.
by heffelda October 25, 2010
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The Frank Effect

The feeling of elation & considerable physical boost one gets when listening to 'Far From Over' by Frank Stallone.
I was about to give up but then The Frank Effect took over and I won the race.
by H&A Fan Australia July 21, 2010
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get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.
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