by Big-hearted boy. November 21, 2020
A dried up, rigid taint that can be used to stab an innocent victim. Also doubles as a back scratcher, stirring rod or unique tool used to to higlight data in a business meeting.
Uncle Tony: If that hood rat doesn't stop bugging me at work I'm going to repeteadly stab her with her own taint sword and then brew up a nice cup o' joe.
Stanley: May the force be with you
Stanley: May the force be with you
by bestofud October 01, 2012
In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.
by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017
by The Butchrord February 19, 2018
A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.
Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.
by KrimsonKatt August 03, 2021
When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.
by ChickenCausesDepression February 08, 2018
by Domino October 14, 2004