ankle spanker

a dick,sausage,p-dog,talliwacker,purple helmet orior

thats a big ankle spanker you got there.

by tiffany cordes March 25, 2003

Shanked

Stoned as FUCK

Holy crap I'm shanked.

by Shitty Bill May 1, 2010

shanker

Someone who fails to do something they were supposed to do. Shanking can be deliberate or accidental, the key aspect is just that they failed to come through on something.

Someone not showing up to their friend's party is just a flake.
But not showing up, and also forgetting they were supposed to bring the tap, that is a shanker.

by mad scientist August 28, 2006

Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

skanked

to have danced "skank" in a past tense

last week i skanked my ass off

by Natalie b April 13, 2004

skanked

being both "stoned" and "tanked" at the same time.

I drank a few beers and smoked a joint and I was "skanked"

by nora cheesecake July 16, 2005

swanker

A woman who resembeles Hilary Swank

Check out that swanker on 16th Street mall.

by webs71 May 10, 2007