jack swaggered

being jack swaggered is to be very drunk on alcohol. the effects of other drugs do not count.

Fishy: "i am defo Jack Swaggered"
Other person: "No you are blates drunk mate"
Fishy: "yeah. So i am Jack Swaggered 2K9"
Other person: "you are a drunken bellsniff mate"

by RJ2009 March 28, 2009

swagger

Carrying oneself in a very confident and arrogant way. Made famous by The ||_ _|| aka The University of Miami.

The Canes have sure gotten their swagger back.

by jacory harris will save us all October 21, 2009

Swaggerthon

An event which is all about getting your swagg on.

"we hit up the club and the party was a swaggerthon"

by danzer6829 May 7, 2009

staggeringswaggertag

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

Swaggernazi

A swaggernaut that takes swagger from people that aren't!

Omg that swaggernazi! He stole my swagger!

by Lastcard March 8, 2011

swagger-switch

The switch that gentlemen use to turn their swag on or off. Usually turned on at the start of the day and off at night, otherwise one might "wake up covered in bitches", so to speak.

Old English - Colloquial (~1739-present).

"Charles, don't forget to turn your swagger-switch back to 'on' after this lovely pot of tea."

by SuperDuncan8 August 17, 2011

swaggeryacked

A term used in many different places to mean many different things.

If you steal a cookie from a person you yell, "you just got swaggeryacked!"

by swaggeryaking August 18, 2011