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stripper

an ecdysiast; one who performs striptease: that is, one who dances seductive while removing her clothing
Most strippers are women. Most strippers perform striptease for economic reasosn (they need the moner).
by Terra Imperator May 13, 2004
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stripper kiss

The act of a stripper's vagina coming into contact with any part of your body. This is usually followed by severe scrubbing of the contacted area with heavy duty soaps in a vain attempt to kill any diseases.
the stripper last night came in a little too close trying to grab the dollar bill out of my mouth, and ended up giving me a stripper kiss on the forehead when she over-shot it.

i really hope that my stripper kiss was wet because she was turned on, and not because her vagina was oozing puss.
by ac57 November 25, 2009
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stripper syndrome

When a man is completely blinded by a woman's breasts and does not notice anything else going on around him.
Friend 1: "Dude, Tony is suffering from stripper syndrome with that chick."
Friend 2: "Yeah, he isn't seeing anything else she is doing"
by EPS January 21, 2007
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Stripper Bills

Hey, you got any stripper bills, for my 5?
by AlonzoD December 18, 2008
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Muffin-Stopper

Used by women to describe their over bearing friends who will do anything to prevent a woman from fulfilling their destany as a notch on the bed post. Sadly, it may be noted that nearly all women have fallen into this category at some point in their lives.
Ron: Hey did you end up deep-dickin' Lean last night?

Bounce: Hell no, April was being a MUFFIN-STOPPER. She kept reminding her that STDs are contageous.
by Shock N Awe Special February 27, 2009
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thread stopper

A thread stopper is when someone writes such a good and/or long opinion in a forum, (or a definition on Urban Dictionary) that everybody else wants to match them but in the end doesn't write another opinion/definition because they can't write another one better! See star fox and also desert eagle
"Dude! That thread stopper stopped me from trying to outmatch cuz I knew I couldn't"
"Word"
"Far out man"
by Hawke June 23, 2005
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true stripper

in short: a woman (or man) who takes of her clothes for money.

in long:It is true that a signifigant number of stripers are drug addicts or single mothers who can't make ends meet. However they are not true strippers. A true stripper is a woman with a luminous personality and jaw-dropping looks, because of this men all around them ( pretty much foir their whole lives) have wanted to be with them. so , they use this as a perfectly legal way to make money. activist types who claim that this is demeaning to women are both wrong and hypocrites. they are wrong because a stripper can make sixty dollars in five minutes from lap dances, I mean how is that demeaning? i'd do that if I could. and they are hypocrites because they are usually butch dikes who are butt ugly and could never be a stripper them selfes(but deep down want to)
wow the dance given to me by vanessa was amazing. she looks great, smells great and is fun to talk to. she is a true stripper.
by godswill December 23, 2007
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