straight edge 

A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.

"Are you straight edge?"
"Did you just call me a fucking ruler?"

straight edge by Brian Y. October 29, 2005

Straight ace 

A person who self-identifies as asexual but is romantically attracted to persons of the opposite gender.

Claire likes the boys, just not getting down with the boys; she's a straight ace all the way.

Straight ace by Gamerjim August 29, 2016

Straight Up Compton

Totally Ghetto, At the top of the Coolness Scale, Associated with gangstas

Dude, that gat's "straight up compton!!"

Straight Up Compton by Gangsta Pete May 6, 2006

Straight Trash 

Term invented in Cozumel, Mexico:

1: Something that is totally ridiculous in and of itself or something that should be just fine but is in the state of straight trash.

2: When someone is talking trash about someone or something that is overly ridiculous.

3: A commentary on any situation, very contextual.

4: Nothing but straight trash, noun.

Examples:

1: "Dude, that catalogue was full of straight trash, probably because it was on that straight trash airplane."

2: "Dude, that guy was talking some straight trash about Bret Favre, but I gotta say, he kinda deserves it.."

3: "Hahaha, work today was straight trash."

4: "Whoa, look over there at that straight trash in the street."

Straight Trash by RobertoBorge June 21, 2009

straight garbage 

without value, worthless,

"Kanye West - Yeezus CD is straight garbage"!

straight garbage by THEEDITOROFALLTHINGZ September 23, 2013

straight penis 

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown

Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.

straight penis by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013

straight jacket porn

Anything crazy or twisted that ignites or fuels a person’s sexual interest.

He would wait for hours, just hoping that someone deranged would emerge from the darkened asylum so he could snap a pic and add it to his straight jacket porn collection.

straight jacket porn by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019