my cat stepped on my keyboard

when you do something cringey, but you don't have a good excuse, so you do the only thing that'll save you.

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

Person 1: I like you
Person 2: lol u ugly
person 1: my cat stepped on my keyboard, sorry

by Mirukal October 17, 2020

My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court

I'm not feeling good my dog stepped on a bee.

by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023

Stepan

A Russian handsome boy, who smokes but in the end always comes back. He enjoys sex even though he doesn't get much, but he lives happily listening to his favourite band, Nirvana. He also likes big black pants and he's keen on making fun of everyone. Everyone enjoys listening to his deep pronunciation of the letter ''R''.

Stepan is crazy.
Look at that person trying to be Stepan.
I wish I was more like Stepan.
Stepan, marry me!

by toduardo August 10, 2012

steppin'

1. To get yo beat down on some sorry ass beeotch.

2. To walk away from a scary ass dude who just threatened yo life.

1. You bes' be backin' up off my jock fool, 'fo Ayez getz ta steppin' on yo ass brah!

2. Step Off brah! You heard me! getz ta steppin'!

by Quantabella May 17, 2006

Stepdad issues

When you hate something as much as you hate your stepdad.

William: I got stepdad issues with the media.
Daren: What the fuck could that possibly mean?
William: I know it has to be there and I understand my mom loves it. But I hate it.

by sourcefedding August 12, 2015

squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.

Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?

by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016

Goose-Stepping

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.

Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.

by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018