skeet and run

When one engages in sexual activities and exits their hook-up/booty-call's residence promptly after blowing their load.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what Rob did?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he gave that girl the skeet and run after busting on her blinds!
Guy 1: What a baller!

by johnny fresch April 17, 2008

skeet

-semen, to ejaculate

Don't skeet on me.

Is that skeet on your pants

by spoleze February 15, 2003

skeet bucket

a female of poor facial quality who is used for sexual pleasure ; more than likely thinks she looks good...see tipdrill

man i got this nice lil skeet bucket who can really s**k a D**k

by Evan S August 22, 2006

Skeet Maverick

Producer of large quantities of skeet known for soaking it up with a large nerf ball and hurling it at unsuspecting opponents.

She was jus a mindin' her own bidness when BLAM, da Skeet Maverick hit dat bitch upside da head wit a 3 pound load .

by Buttermaker March 6, 2008

Sheets on the futon

A person, usually young male, trying to clean up the house on the chance they are going to get lucky

Not sure if she is worth it, but James "put the sheets on the futon" before his date with Anita.

by LlSS April 21, 2008

Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

Sheet of Ice

When your wife or girlfriend won't give up that sweet pussy.

Carl: Hey Frank. Did you get any poon last night from Tonya?
Frank: No braaaahhh. Bitch a damn Sheet of Ice. Just ended up giving myself a wank.

by Eaton Holgoode May 18, 2015