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Glympse stalking

Checking on the GPS location of a person after they have enabled the Glympse tracking app on their smartphone.
I see that you stopped at the grocery store before coming home because I was Glympse stalking you.
by LPGreycat May 12, 2017
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Facebook stalking

Facebook Stalking consists of monitoring Facebook activities of Facebook users.

Like regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the stalkee but, unlike regular (cyber)stalking, Facebook stalking is not illegal as it's the stalkee self that spontaneously posts information online about him/herself.

As you might know, posting contents on Facebook (or anywhere else online) means publishing content.

Facebook stalking is generally accepted by the voyeuristic victims but sometimes they complain being *stalked*. This shows either ignorance in the use of these new media platforms (and in the law) or eagerness to accuse their neighbor of the very same evil they suffer from. In psychology this behavior is called projection.

In addition, being a Facebook user stalked for real or not, nobody can know it, due to strict Facebook rules which prevent users to know who visited their profile.
Guy A: You know dude, my ex is Facebook stalking me!
Guy B: And how do you know it?
Guy A: I don't: it's just my gut feeling...
Guy B: Get over it, dude!
by Narcissistic Notes Fb page November 25, 2017
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Hyper stalk

To obsessively stalk someone
A:hey you’ve seen Harry styles new post

B: yea lol I’ve seen all

A:wow are you hyper stalking him
by Vona April 30, 2020
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Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.
After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)
by god Karen May 14, 2020
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waste of stalk

When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.
Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk
by Kleatus June 16, 2020
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ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.
Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.
by enoreyt August 7, 2012
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stalk box

the new addition to Facebook (top right corner) that allows you to keep track of everything your friends are doing while keeping track of everything your friends are doing
yo, isn't Meggan getting some combat boots too?
apparently so, you status creeper
nah man, just my stalk box
by kevinadork December 29, 2011
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