French cinephile: I love Stanley Kubrick's films, all of them!
Human being: Your self inflated ego is the only thing in the world that can match his film, little to brag about.
Human being: Your self inflated ego is the only thing in the world that can match his film, little to brag about.
by Riez November 3, 2007
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Jeff: I heard you gave a chick the Decatur Staley .
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"
John: I can't really remember except when I had awakend out of my drunken stupor and realized that I was fuckin' a fatty so I introduced her to the "Decatur Staley"
by Alec and Alan October 8, 2008
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A surpurfluous situation in which a gallon of water and three rings of duct tape are used to defile someone in such a manner that words cannot even describe the horror of the event.
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Get the stanley tech mug.Honestly, the ugliest and most exaggerated trophy in all of sports. Unlike all other trophies, you would not know this is the championship cup for hockey if you looked at it. It looks more like an artifact that belongs in a church to represent the Holy Grail.
It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.
It got its name from its creator, a guy named the Lord Stanley of Preston, who was governor of Canada at the time. He bought a decorative punch bowl (Yes, a punch bowl) and made it the trophy. He had the words "Dominion Hockey Challenge Cup" engraved on one side of the outside rim, and "From Stanley of Preston" on the other side.
Person 1: What the hell is this sport, and what the hell is that massive thing he's carrying over his head?
Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.
Person 1: Dear God...
Person 2: It's hockey, and that's the Stanley Cup they win as champions.
Person 1: Dear God...
by Trip'n June 24, 2010
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by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008
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