Squishyzilla

Someone or something that gives off a bad feeling.
Generally regarded as a figure of evil that will falsely claim to be something it is not

She gives off a Squishyzilla vibe.

They are charming as hell but they may just be a Squishyzilla.

by Iwishyouwould April 19, 2018

squishy black

a type of weed extract {Hashish} made in a block shape, usually black or brown, and its squishy, hence its name

Alex: Who stole the squishy black from the House?

Daniel: Whoever did it is gonna get bashed

by Youlasty December 5, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018

squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.

" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"

by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018

Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.

John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.

by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018

Squishy pie

A person who seems really tough but is a little smol bean and really likes hugs but will still punch the shut out of you

Oh B’Elana’s a real squishy pie

by XxXbeeXxX June 14, 2018