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Squishy Pants

A young lad so dedicated to his company and job at hand that he does not dare to think of leaving his work station for anything. As a solution to using the bathroom he opts to wear the natural fit pants with built in diapers, elastic pant leg cuffs and baby powder scent.
"Theo you're doing an excellent job working so hard all day at your cube, but you may want to check your squishy pants, I think you're starting to leak."
by Squisher December 14, 2008
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butternut squash

A flesh-colored fruit that looks like a dick.
He felt tears behind his eyes as he watched his mom chop up the butternut squash for dinner.
by Jomo Arigato April 5, 2013
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squashopomorphic

1. Of, relating to, or suggesting squashlike characteristics.
2. Seeing human characteristics in every squash you see.
1. That water tower is squashopomorphic.
2. I had to draw eyes on that squash.
by BAM July 31, 2004
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squashme

1.Typically a term used by an emo insect in pain.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.
1."BzzzzzSQUASHMEzzzz" said the bull ant to the pedestrian.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.
by Jone Of Arc January 15, 2009
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squishy banana

When your penis is exceptionally flaccid.
"My Morningwood turned into a squishy banana after I took a pee."
by Cum Pump January 19, 2016
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Squash it

a slang word used to stop someone from saying something negative about another person that isn't around to defend themselves.
Josh said "Wow, did you see her outfit, she looks like she just came from the dollar store and they didn't even have her size" Grant said you need to "Squash it and be nice!!"
by DonnaCarrington December 26, 2018
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Butternut Squash

When you slip your balls inside your own asshole then proceed to to get pegged by your girl.
My tummy still hurts from last night’s Butternut Squash. Linda pegged me last night but stuffed my balls in first.
by Sweats11537 December 31, 2019
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