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Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.
After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!
by CT Hunter July 6, 2021
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Spunk brothers

When 2 good friends both ejaculate inside the same woman and the sperm joins together into 1. Similar to becoming blood brothers through pricking each others fingers.
John and Paul where so happy that Emily let them use her to become spunk brothers
by DonBay March 7, 2020
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Spunk dump

One who allows herself to be used like Barrymore bumboy
Look at miss Romanus acting like a real spunk dump
by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019
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spunk nugget

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.
by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009
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Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex
The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets
by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005
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spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging
1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey
by amiexxx August 26, 2007
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Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
by e-rips September 23, 2003
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