Swagga Spunk

The art of being “swag”. Its very rare to have Swagga Spunk

Chimichanga: yo man why you so cool?
Me: because I got that Swagga Spunk

by Violet.B January 29, 2021

Spunk puppet

Someone who is so unbelievably attractive you can't help but fill her full of spunk every time you see her

Someone who craves being full of spunk at all time

Spunk puppet: "I'm not on the pill"

Chad: "oh shit"
Spunk puppet: "fuck it just fill me to the brim I am your spunk puppet

by af2 January 14, 2017

Spunk Boogies

Small, usually isolated bits of congealed gelatenous matter either from natural genital or artificial lubrication that have the tendency to cling to the anterior portion of a female's vaginal lips, penis or marital aid after the lubricating properties have diminished a little. Their formation is generally tied directly to extended periods of penetrative sex by the penis or other marital aid as the friction of unabating thrusting and the air temperature combine affecting the stickiness and clingability of the small globules that have formed. In close up pussy pics sometimes mistaken for bits of toilet tissue. Usually white in color, tasteless and benign. When dry can be difficult to remove from bedding and clothing.

After we fucked for hours there were Spunk Boogies everywhere because we were too lazy to clean up afterwards!

by CT Hunter July 6, 2021

spunk nugget

a nugget of crusted up population paste

After a shameful night of minuteman sex Mary had to comb out the spunk nuggets from her reverse Hitler.

by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

spunk monkey

means one whos daft or one who cannot stop wanking or shagging

1st example hey u spunk monkey what u do that for 2nd example mark cant stop being a spunk monkey

by amiexxx August 26, 2007

Spunk Loaf

The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf

Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.

by e-rips September 23, 2003