Bum Spuds

Poo, shit, or shite. The product of defecation.

I’m touching cloth! I really need to lay some Bum Spuds.

Someone forgot to flush the toilet and it is full of Bum Spuds.

by sbjkd October 06, 2020

Spud Holder

A girl who hangs around in a bar or club who is very average looking or below but good for a shag at closing time if nothing better comes along and you are drunk enough.

Yeah....I thought I was in with that fit one....but she blew me out when I got hammered and couldn't speak properly.....well...my old faithful spud holder came back for a good banging.

by Stinky Pinky Pete October 03, 2019

Spud that

A special fist bump you have to do an epic deed to earn
E.g
Telling a rad joke

Steve: *does epic backflip*
Ricardo: whoa man that’s certi spud that

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 January 16, 2016

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 04, 2021

All good spud

All good spud or simply typed as AGS , is Australian slang often used within the transport industry. Expanding on the term all good , spud is added in a fun and playful way to ad humour to an often dull task handed out.

Manger “ go pick up rubbing “

Worker “all good spud”

by All good spud May 22, 2024

Spud Brother

A Spud Brother is defined as two guys who have had sex with the same girl.

Todd is spud brothers with Steve, after sleeping with Denise.

by loincloth42 August 28, 2013