by Salty Balls Walt October 19, 2016
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Get the Spaded mug.The Queen of Spades is a playing card. It also may represent a Woman who is creative and makes her plans on her own without to need anybodys permission. Hence, in this spirit the Symbol used with a bracelet, anklet or on a collar or as tattoo or temporary tattoo has become a tag for brighter-skinned women who are willing to serve the black masters or who generally worship (big) black cocks. Often its tattooed on calves, the ass, tits or just above the divine pussy. Generally these womens husbands are not their black masters. Nonetheless the husband often is proud and glad to have such a women and likes to take pictures of her in action, showing his Queen-of-Spades-tagged queen of a lucky, selfenjoying and unfaithful wife.
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Husband: Hey you streetguys! My wife and I passed three times next to you youngsters! Are you ignoring she's clearly showing her Queen of Spades to you? Does she not attract you or why are you ignoring her? We want you guys to forcefuck her while I take some pictures!
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BANG!
13:15 EDT
Husband: Aww...me lying on fe floor...? My heav hurf...vammif, impoffible fhing fo pick up my feefh wif broken handf.. an where fe fuck if my wife?!
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Husband: This is my pussy.
Wife: No, its not.
Husband: This IS my pussy.
Wife: No, its not!
Husband: This belongs to me!
Wife: No dear, it doesn't. You exactly know why I got a Queen of Spades tattoo.
Husband: ....
Husband: Hey you streetguys! My wife and I passed three times next to you youngsters! Are you ignoring she's clearly showing her Queen of Spades to you? Does she not attract you or why are you ignoring her? We want you guys to forcefuck her while I take some pictures!
13:01 EDT
BANG!
13:15 EDT
Husband: Aww...me lying on fe floor...? My heav hurf...vammif, impoffible fhing fo pick up my feefh wif broken handf.. an where fe fuck if my wife?!
-
Husband: This is my pussy.
Wife: No, its not.
Husband: This IS my pussy.
Wife: No, its not!
Husband: This belongs to me!
Wife: No dear, it doesn't. You exactly know why I got a Queen of Spades tattoo.
Husband: ....
by stud83ch June 15, 2012
Get the Queen of Spades mug.An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.
Can be shortened to Spadge
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